Sir Richard, life is a game where the player must appear ridiculous.
Violet, The Dowager Countess
Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
Sirius asking James to high five her when he is took sick to come to class.
Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.
Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.
YAY FOR MEDICINE THATS SUPPOSED TO HELP AND THEN SCREWS UP YOUR BODY EVEN MORE
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business…" can we please talk about the fact that Moony was literally around the corner while the map was insulting Snape. And he 99.99999% knew it was going to happen and he probably laughed himself to sleep that night and whispered a thank you to James, Sirius, and Peter for thinking to put that wonderful little defense mechanism in.