Sir Richard, life is a game where the player must appear ridiculous.
Violet, The Dowager Countess

Researching college audition requirements

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

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"Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself, or from holding certain views which others find inadmissible."

Carl Jung (via henretta84)

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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

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setharooni:

"There’s this really funny guy on vine, I think his name is Nash Gr-"

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sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.
strongblackbrotha:

Put this on your blog. Our Queens are perfection.

thagal:

I really do not need to see Victoria Justices and Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes on my dashboard do yall not have uhh whats that called again…human decency

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.